Which No Pants Day outfit should YOU wear?



Questions:
  1. I am a:
      Girl
      Boy
      Duck
      Failure


  2. If someone were to take a look in my pants, they would see:
      My underwear
      A ham sandwich (like really a sandwich, that's not some obscure metaphor)
      A blinding divine light
      My fist! "GET OUT OF THERE!"


  3. Right now, I am wearing:
      Nothing
      Underwear
      You know, the usual. Clothes.
      A suit and tie
      Goth clothes
      A teddy bear costume, or some other animal/mascot outfit


  4. Other people often say that I:
      Have a fine, fine ass.
      Remind them of someone famous
      Freed the slaves
      Will have to keep the boys/girls away with a stick in a few years
      Should try "soap"
      What other people?


  5. I think of myself as:
      Part of the "in" crowd
      Laid back and easy going
      Wacky or "out there"
      Gentle and quiet on the outside, but DEADLY on the inside
      The life of the party


  6. If I could go back in time, I would:
      Assassinate Jimmy Carter before he became president
      Invest all of my money in stable, high interest stocks and bonds
      Beat the crap out of myself when I was younger
      Convince primitive humans to worship me like a god
      Play "Johnny be Good" at my parents' high school dance


  7. Strangers are:
      Scary!
      Probably stupid
      Usually nice
      People I haven't met YET
      Just like me


  8. The last thing I did to embarrass someone else was:
      Completely intentional. Man, you should have seen his/her face!
      Spill something
      Fart
      Say something that was "inappropriate"


  9. The last time I blushed was:
      When my friends surprised me and all started singing the happy birthday song. OMG, I was so embarrassed!
      The last time a cute boy/girl complimented me
      When I couldn't remember the answer to a question at school
      After sex
      What could possibly make me blush?


  10. The number of people who have seen me naked:
      Is 2 - my mom and my dad. But that was when I was a baby.
      Could be counted on one hand
      Could be counted on two hands
      Well, all my friends, of course...
      How many people live in this city again?