Girlfriend's Panties:from the card text: You "accidently" put on your girlfriends panties in the dark *

Totally Awesome Tattoo of a Skull Eating a Snake and Shit *

Capitalism: The Capitalism card turns the light-hearted No Pants Day card game into a cutthroat exercise in greed.

Crotch-eying Birds: Don't you just hate it when you want to take your pants off, but birds keep eyeing your crotch? What? *

Duck Behind a Bush: Get it? *

Elephantitis of the Genitals: Just remember, whatever your problems in life may be, things could be MUCH MUCH worse.

Hairy Ass: Why does this disturb me so much? *

Hole in Pocket: If there were a hole in MY pocket, the only thing that would fall out would be a crumpled of sheet of paper with the lyrics to "Let's Hear it for the Boy" written on it. *

Kegger: I think we all know how this kegger is going to wind up.. *